I crocheted another "Boy Beanie" from Stitch 'n Bitch Crochet. This time I followed the pattern!
See, I left one of my hats at a friend's place, where somebody promptly "borrowed" it. I liked the hat better on them, and made another for myself.
Crocheting this took me under four hours, including a break to walk the dog. I impress myself.
Well I have to impress somebody. Why not me?