Twitter: 2013-09-30 Mon 17:19

Had such a complete failure trying to find bean sprouts that I looked online to see if there was a recall or sex scandal or something.

Twitter: 2013-09-29 Sun 23:49

Did laundry, shopped, exercised, watched Breaking Bad. Very tired now.

Twitter: 2013-09-28 Sat 17:30

Laid down and watched Buffy until headache went away. Feeling much better now.

Twitter: 2013-09-28 Sat 17:55

Then I had a teeny tiny heart attack because I forgot to mute the computer.

Twitter: 2013-09-27 Fri 09:43

It’s not in keeping with the geek stereotype, but I hate working in a dark cave. Where is the light switch in this hole?

Twitter: 2013-09-27 Fri 15:14

If you set your iPhone text to bold, every tweet looks very important.

Twitter: 2013-09-26 Thu 05:47

One fun thing about a smoothy breakfast: brain freeze first thing in the morning is now an option.

Twitter: 2013-09-26 Thu 08:01

Sign you need more coffee: responding to a /.+_ebooks/ tweet.

Twitter: 2013-09-26 Thu 09:56

I am wearing shoes. Why am I wearing shoes? I don’t need shoes for this. kick

Twitter: 2013-09-25 Wed 05:46

Initial stages of winter face. Cheek is itchy. It tests me.

Twitter: 2013-09-25 Wed 11:08

Using Pure CSS for my own nefarious ends.

Twitter: 2013-09-25 Wed 11:14

My mom didn’t know, but when she taught me to draw she taught me to program: abstraction, rapid prototyping, iterative development were key.

Twitter: 2013-09-25 Wed 12:06

I am fixing old code. My wife is dodging cups thrown by client kicked from shelter for spitting on staff. My perspective dose for today.

Twitter: 2013-09-25 Wed 18:24

Now we make peanut butter cookies.

Twitter: 2013-09-24 Tue 08:27

‘sup. You got crackers? Unsalted preferably, thanks. RT @genehack: Good morning, there, Mr. Slug-On-My-Kitchen-Floor.

Twitter: 2013-09-24 Tue 09:50

I wonder what my stream would look like if I filtered out tweets with “never” or “always”.

Really weird, probably.

Twitter: 2013-09-24 Tue 15:22

… and the Internet continues to terrify me. Time for me to go back in the hole, I think.

Twitter: 2013-09-24 Tue 16:49

Time zones are crazy confusing.

Twitter: 2013-09-24 Tue 17:59

I think it’s a good evening to write lots of code.

Twitter: 2013-09-23 Mon 14:01

I think I’m seeing a CGI-inspired pattern in this front-end app: on event, set a mess of globals then rerender the whole thing.

Twitter: 2013-09-21 Sat 15:26

Same as any day where I’m feeling restless but still slightly ill: installing Linux on things.

Twitter: 2013-09-21 Sat 16:02

I seem to be receiving Twitter iOS notifications for tweets that are not directed at me.

Twitter: 2013-09-21 Sat 16:07

“@Sonya: Pigs learn to use mirrors!

http://goo.gl/06ltsP

” maybe they can start putting their own lipstick on. Yeah. Except that dim one.

Twitter: 2013-09-20 Fri 11:13

Getting cranky. Better take a break for lunch before I go all Betty White on this code.