Twitter: 2014-05-31 Sat 07:34

Thanks to key bindings for Web apps, every pre-coffee brush with the keyboard can be full of surprises and pain. \o/

Twitter: 2014-05-31 Sat 11:43

Much sunshine. Hide in shade and eat Popsicles.

Twitter: 2014-05-31 Sat 13:36

Realizing I just retweeted a tweet of a Facebook-shortened URL to a Google+ post.

Twitter: 2014-05-31 Sat 13:53

“@naporeon: @brianwisti #bwooooooong #inceptionmusic” of course the FB shortened link gets twitter shortened. #weneedtogodeeper

Twitter: 2014-05-31 Sat 14:14

So @KBCovers makes my favorite keyboard covers. I have favorite keyboard covers. Suprisingly, 12 year old me would be cool with this.

Twitter: 2014-05-31 Sat 19:08

My #firstpost on Vine. Coffee shop closed :-(

https://vine.co/v/Mp7XD7DFY03

Twitter: 2014-05-31 Sat 22:34

Maybe I want to install Linux on my machine. Let’s read the comments on a Linux blog.

Never mind. I’m good.

Twitter: 2014-05-30 Fri 04:49

Yay, payday!

Aw damn. Rent.

Twitter: 2014-05-30 Fri 07:09

Coffee and breakfast and then I clock in. Doing it the other way doesn’t work.

Twitter: 2014-05-30 Fri 09:25

Hoping @stevanlittle has enough time between his last day at job[n] and job[n+1] to get an ill vacation.

http://youtu.be/jQX1PcIScXg

Twitter: 2014-05-30 Fri 11:21

TIL the @github “explore” link is actually interesting and

https://guides.github.com/

is actually useful.

Twitter: 2014-05-30 Fri 11:25

Lunch today: PB & J sandwich, tortilla chips, and fruit. Standard for 12 year olds of all ages.

Twitter: 2014-05-30 Fri 22:30

Thought there was a huge obese rat out on the street but it was just somebody’s small obese dog.

Twitter: 2014-05-29 Thu 06:43

More trouble making a page look nice in Safari than IE. Stopping drudgery of hobby project for fun work now.

Twitter: 2014-05-29 Thu 11:25

The jackhammer across the street will add a certain something to the upcoming meeting.

Twitter: 2014-05-29 Thu 19:30

Not paleo. Nope. http://t.co/dpGJscua42

Twitter: 2014-05-29 Thu 22:06

Horn honking says things. In Seattle, it says you’re annoying and probably new in town. Or maybe …

Oh sorry. Are you having a stroke?

Twitter: 2014-05-29 Thu 22:17

Branches. Version control. Bah.

Sleep.

Twitter: 2014-05-28 Wed 18:05

Got a few minutes to kill, so this is my office until 6:30pm.

Twitter: 2014-05-28 Wed 19:25

Eating a couple kid meals at @VeggieGrill because we can.

Twitter: 2014-05-27 Tue 16:27

Mrs has #YesAllWomen experiences. It’s part of why she never signed up for FB. Was going to get G+ until the whole #nymwars thing.

Twitter: 2014-05-27 Tue 17:08

Typing a tweet into my phone. Getting nostalgic for the zippiness of MS Word on an IBM PS/2. Shifting to laptop for speedier snark.

Twitter: 2014-05-27 Tue 18:15

You have been ambushed by a Surprise Wedding. Save vs Cynicism … -1 for Past Experience, +2 for Faith in Humanity.

Twitter: 2014-05-26 Mon 07:22

I enjoy going for walks on holidays when most folks are out of town.

Twitter: 2014-05-26 Mon 13:57

Not much. Just retweeting stuff during Windows install. It’s been “almost ready” for 15 minutes.

I don’t want to rush it.

Twitter: 2014-05-26 Mon 15:32

Hiding in the shadows from the Daystar. I was promised rain today, dang it.

Twitter: 2014-05-26 Mon 17:03

Coming out of Whole Foods thinking it’ll be nice when the PCC opens up ‘cause this place is all corporate. #bubblelife

Twitter: 2014-05-25 Sun 14:33

Got The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen on in the background. Realized it should have been a Wes Anderson movie.

Twitter: 2014-05-24 Sat 07:05

Pants? I suppose.

Twitter: 2014-05-24 Sat 13:15

Don’t know whether to take a nap or play video games. Hell, it’s a three day weekend. I might do both.

Twitter: 2014-05-24 Sat 15:46

Stay away from him. He’ll rip your lungs out, Jim!

I’d like to meet his tailor.

Twitter: 2014-05-24 Sat 16:02

Crow absolutely freaking out at a woman in a witch hat.

Twitter: 2014-05-24 Sat 16:21

I thought I deserved women/things/praise. I saw that thought didn’t help me & stopped. Later I saw the toxic thinking. Distinct revelations.

Twitter: 2014-05-24 Sat 19:42

In line for the X-Men movie. Surrounded by other graying geeks. It’s kind of awesome.

Twitter: 2014-05-24 Sat 23:29

X-Men movie was fun. A big excited mess, consistent with the franchise. Loved Evan Peters as Quicksilver.

Twitter: 2014-05-23 Fri 07:12

Seattle drivers: as startled by rain as by sun. Anything but 50F and misty, we panic.

We also panic at 50F and misty.

Twitter: 2014-05-23 Fri 08:04

In dev we talk about “low hanging fruit.” Always makes me think of blackberry bushes. Watch out for thorns. http://t.co/mz5dDPODa3

Twitter: 2014-05-22 Thu 00:34

I whisper soothing reassurances to the router.

Still nothing.

Time for bed, I guess.

Twitter: 2014-05-22 Thu 09:27

Mrs suggested I could use a docking station or something. I agreed.

So I did this.

It’s “something” all right.

Twitter: 2014-05-22 Thu 10:07

Sometimes somehow Modest Mouse is exactly the thing to cheer me up.

Twitter: 2014-05-22 Thu 15:18

That’s me off to the side there: on my third hour of Modest Mouse and making Camus wisecracks.

Dude was high-larious. Give him a chance.

Twitter: 2014-05-22 Thu 15:35

Leg cramp. Leg cramp. Walk it off.

Twitter: 2014-05-22 Thu 16:55

Today I was productive in a way that’s at least somewhat visible to others. This pleases me.