Twitter: 2016-02-29 Mon 08:40

No, Blue Jeans, I am not trying to speak. That was a fire truck. Do not unmute me.

Twitter: 2016-02-29 Mon 14:21

Remembering: Test::More + subtest != xUnit

Twitter: 2016-02-29 Mon 22:33

oh hold on I was just about to eat chips and salsa in my one white shirt.

Twitter: 2016-02-29 Mon 22:51

Oh, Spotify.

Wonderwall?

I don’t think we can be friends after all.

Twitter: 2016-02-29 Mon 22:54

Part of early Seattle’s sex worker ecosystem, by renting private rooms for ladies.

https://twitter.com/DaveKIRO7/status/704542582836060161

Twitter: 2016-02-29 Mon 23:09

Done with chips and salsa. I can put my shirt back on now.

Twitter: 2016-02-29 Mon 23:19

Nothing to see here, folks. We’re talking about salsa. You wouldn’t understand.

https://twitter.com/amar47shah/status/704551500887027712

Twitter: 2016-02-28 Sun 09:01

Yes, your test name is very clever.

That’s why I’m cursing your first born.

Twitter: 2016-02-28 Sun 13:15

oh yeah that wasn’t fun

https://twitter.com/KING5Seattle/status/704037149327400960

Twitter: 2016-02-28 Sun 15:39

Main thing I’ve learned from Spotify’s social features in the last couple days is not everyone has music on ALL THE TIME.

Freaks.

Twitter: 2016-02-28 Sun 21:58

Thank you once again twitter for telling me about the thing so I needn’t commit to the grueling exercise of watching the thing. #Oscars

Twitter: 2016-02-27 Sat 08:24

Please. I don’t need #AI to identify #dog breeds when I have @dog_rates

https://twitter.com/kdnuggets/status/703598985710272512

Twitter: 2016-02-27 Sat 22:13

“Morning!”

“Morning!”

“What size is that cup?”

“16oz.”

“$2.19. Have a good day!”

“You too!”

All of my offline communication today.

Twitter: 2016-02-26 Fri 11:26

I can honestly say that the idea of seeing this movie hadn’t even occurred to me.

https://twitter.com/BlackGirlNerds/status/703279336120557568

Twitter: 2016-02-26 Fri 14:38

“What happened to the plant?”

“It died.”

“…”

“How did you kill a plastic tree?”

Twitter: 2016-02-26 Fri 23:34

Every time. Every single time.

I get a Linux install working just so.

Then I sit wondering why I did that.

Twitter: 2016-02-26 Fri 23:37

Fuller House screen captures in my time line.

I -

I don’t have enough alcohol.

Twitter: 2016-02-25 Thu 07:18

Them: “in college I learned how to make and use a beer bong.”

Me: “See? I didn’t go to college. I never learned this stuff!”

Twitter: 2016-02-25 Thu 09:39

I experience an overwhelming urge to do things correctly, which any professional developer knows will lead only to heavy drinking.

Twitter: 2016-02-25 Thu 10:59

It’s funny because technically voting for Trump would be treason to my heritage.

#MuttPride

https://twitter.com/politico/status/702902596017717248

Twitter: 2016-02-25 Thu 11:36

Converting a bunch of files.

I think.

Screen’s been unresponsive for an hour.

But that could just be Linux.

Twitter: 2016-02-25 Thu 14:15

Hey that’s good. Who said that? Oh right it was me.

https://twitter.com/OpenSourceOrg/status/702962287422779392

Twitter: 2016-02-25 Thu 14:22

I’m not sure exactly who or where but someone in the neighborhood is making me feel a whole lot better about my singing voice.

Twitter: 2016-02-25 Thu 14:41

I am sad for myself now

https://twitter.com/markjaquith/status/702925245691330561

Twitter: 2016-02-25 Thu 21:34

TIL about the -delete parameter of find.

Twitter: 2016-02-24 Wed 11:32

Oh I hit that level.

Shelving some knitting books I ordered the other night & realized I nearly ordered a book I already have.

Twitter: 2016-02-24 Wed 12:10

“Help! I’m lost!”

Wind carries the reply.

“Hi lost! I’m Dad!”

He huddles against the rock face.

Not them. Anyone else. Please.

Twitter: 2016-02-24 Wed 12:16

At last a debate I would watch

https://twitter.com/GonzoHacker/status/702572736908906496

Twitter: 2016-02-24 Wed 15:23

I’ve had enough coffee that a Ramones song takes too long.

Twitter: 2016-02-23 Tue 08:16

After reading the pull request: https://t.co/Dyke5iQ230

Twitter: 2016-02-23 Tue 09:12

Dammit I’m going to have to write this code correctly aren’t I?

Twitter: 2016-02-23 Tue 19:02

Steadily getting the most recent Linux reinstall once again useful for actual work.

Twitter: 2016-02-22 Mon 13:18

I think we’ll skip the 36 minute noise track, thank you just the same.

Twitter: 2016-02-22 Mon 13:41

$ prtlfov Todr::FN::Objrvy::Vondysn

Home row.

Double check that you are on it.

Twitter: 2016-02-22 Mon 21:08

Frustrated with the number of ways an exception can be indicated in a single Perl code base.

Twitter: 2016-02-22 Mon 21:20

Time for knitting and Star Trek.

Twitter: 2016-02-21 Sun 10:09

Netflix autoplay on main screen is evil. I did not ask for the nightmare of a Fuller House preview when I woke up my Roku.

Twitter: 2016-02-21 Sun 20:12

Writing Perl stuff to get my brain out of the Python weekend code rhythm.

Twitter: 2016-02-21 Sun 22:04

Just ordered some knitting books from Powell’s. Basically getting patterns for the next year worth of projects, if not more.

Twitter: 2016-02-21 Sun 22:50

So apparently there’s this show “Star Trek Deep Space 9” and it’s pretty good actually

I had no idea

Twitter: 2016-02-20 Sat 06:26

Me: “It’s the weekend, body. Let’s sleep in a bit.” Body: “Ok cool.”

…

Body: “5AM TIME TO WAKE UP!”

Twitter: 2016-02-20 Sat 09:10

Blue skies. No rain. Seattle is being weird. Better go back inside.

Twitter: 2016-02-20 Sat 10:06

Post-exercise. Full of regret and rationalization.

Twitter: 2016-02-20 Sat 10:07

Patron deity of election season

https://twitter.com/godtributes/status/701090543007350784

Twitter: 2016-02-20 Sat 11:45

Six months ago my ex mentioned the car’s brake light was out.

Replacing it today.

I get there eventually.

Twitter: 2016-02-20 Sat 12:00

Ross Perot, Ralph Nader, Ron Paul, Bernie Sanders.

Can we not call it a “revolution” every time a cranky old white dude runs for President?

Twitter: 2016-02-20 Sat 12:38

Vote Brain / Pinky. They have a plan.

Twitter: 2016-02-20 Sat 15:45

#FirstTechJob the PHP/Perl thing at the ISP where I was the only one not paid in pot and booze? Yeah that was kind of fun for a bit.

Twitter: 2016-02-20 Sat 17:23

I only heard of this term a month and a half ago. I tried using it for about an hour, but it sounded ridiculous.

https://twitter.com/jennyjaffe/status/701148409424646146

Twitter: 2016-02-20 Sat 18:16

btw muting political hashtags simplifies figuring out what I like or don’t about the actual candidates

#ISideWithGreatAgainBerningSomething

Twitter: 2016-02-20 Sat 23:09

I only wish a little that I had a completely different brain, which must mean I’m getting better.