Twitter: 2016-06-30 Thu 05:46

But keep pushing STEM instead of STEAM so your kids can tend server farms when they grow up.

https://twitter.com/ibogost/status/748494682859048961

Twitter: 2016-06-30 Thu 05:57

Pfft I don’t need fancy wheels for that here hold my beer

These omnidirectional wheels let you drive your car sideways | The Verge

Twitter: 2016-06-30 Thu 06:52

At last a promoted tweet relevant to my interests

@Redhook_Brewery

Here’s to @ThePhoenixJones! Real-life superhero, crime-fighter and Guardian of Seattle. #SeattleOriginal

Twitter: 2016-06-30 Thu 07:14

Google Calendar is down. Hangouts is down.

We don’t use Hangouts for our meetings.

Damn,

Twitter: 2016-06-30 Thu 07:25

And it’s probably not “you are stupid” no matter how much it sounds like that at first.

@eric_sink

If every time you visit your code you have to re-learn how it works, then your code is trying to tell you something.

Twitter: 2016-06-30 Thu 07:46

oh good there’s a word for that

@qikipedia

Word of the day: PHYSIGGOOMAI (Ancient Greek) - person who is aroused by garlic.

Twitter: 2016-06-30 Thu 08:51

Is anybody in Seattle missing a starfish? It has no tags or chip, and did not respond to any name we tried.

@jakevdp

One of those “only in Seattle” moments: biking to work and a starfish falls out of the sky and hits me #SEAbikes

Twitter: 2016-06-30 Thu 08:53

Tests unexpectedly passed. I am suspicious.

Twitter: 2016-06-30 Thu 16:27

Pretty sure that one was greek

https://twitter.com/godtributes/status/748659088939188225

Twitter: 2016-06-30 Thu 17:03

dammit now I want pizza

https://twitter.com/isaacinspace/status/748667996424413184

Twitter: 2016-06-30 Thu 17:45

current test status: BAIL_OUT "Y U NO";

Twitter: 2016-06-30 Thu 18:10

So glad I run tests before pushing code.

I avoid Jenkins shame for stupid mistakes.

Just me and the code.

And - well - Twitter I guess.

Twitter: 2016-06-30 Thu 21:22

I expected more.

Twitter: 2016-06-29 Wed 04:40

I appear to be awake.

Twitter: 2016-06-29 Wed 05:02

“What are you doing up at 4:30?”

“Being awake, mostly.”

Twitter: 2016-06-29 Wed 08:29

This thread is off to a promisingly dystopian start.

https://twitter.com/iglvzx/status/748169910619037698

Twitter: 2016-06-29 Wed 08:54

On the fifteenth attempt to read the ticket comment, I realize that it is written in English, which on more caffeinated days I am fluent in.

Twitter: 2016-06-29 Wed 10:06

I have so many terrible ideas for code projects. Wish I had time and energy to implement them.

I’ll find a way.

Twitter: 2016-06-29 Wed 10:11

As a heterophobic reverse racist I’d just like to point out that these words are not real things.

Twitter: 2016-06-29 Wed 10:16

I read that package out loud and scared the dog

https://twitter.com/drbrain/status/748198437351395328

Twitter: 2016-06-29 Wed 16:02

searches for gif to describe current mood

Yes this will do nicely https://t.co/6tD5QUYHy4

Twitter: 2016-06-29 Wed 20:33

Whelp. Looks like I’m taking the dog for an extra long walk tonight.

https://twitter.com/rabcyr/status/748358420839960576

Twitter: 2016-06-29 Wed 21:14

Dog’s a poophound. Poophunter. Poopfiend. Loves poopsicles. Pudding poop. Poopsteak. Baked Alaskan Poop.

I’m saying don’t let him lick you.

Twitter: 2016-06-29 Wed 21:28

Here we see a traditional Pacific Northwest back yard.

Twitter: 2016-06-29 Wed 21:30

This is of course the dog, admiring a traditional Pacific Northwest front yard

Twitter: 2016-06-28 Tue 09:02

One of those lessons you can’t help relearning periodically

https://twitter.com/Rob0Sullivan/status/747813660618297344

Twitter: 2016-06-28 Tue 10:07

takes notes

https://twitter.com/thatnatbuckley/status/747798696071409664

Twitter: 2016-06-28 Tue 11:23

Time for a nice healthy lunch

OR HOW ABOUT AN ENCHILADA PLATTER INSTEAD

Twitter: 2016-06-28 Tue 11:39

Nothing I can think of hits the politics level of “I should make my complete ignorance the main selling point.”

https://twitter.com/KashannKilson/status/747858574370537472

Twitter: 2016-06-28 Tue 15:48

tfw when your try block eats what little checking your language does for you.

Twitter: 2016-06-28 Tue 16:04

tfw when you make your try block simpler so it can be smarter

Twitter: 2016-06-28 Tue 17:32

Oh good the tests pass now

That was easy

pls ignore the 37 new debug print statements

don’t you judge me

Twitter: 2016-06-28 Tue 18:04

I wouldn’t mind being at the coast right now

https://twitter.com/MorganKIRO7/status/747957931694391300

Twitter: 2016-06-28 Tue 18:09

ok now tests are failing but I need to take a break from caring for a bit

Twitter: 2016-06-28 Tue 19:33

She’s visiting friends so dinner tonight is fritos and ice cream obviously

Twitter: 2016-06-28 Tue 19:57

So anyways

Twitter: 2016-06-27 Mon 06:21

Subscribed to Changelog Weekly. “It’s the best highly curated OSS focused newsletter out there!”

https://changelog.com/weekly/

via @changelog

Twitter: 2016-06-27 Mon 07:09

can confirm

https://twitter.com/bombsfall/status/747415194599469060

Twitter: 2016-06-27 Mon 09:26

Huh. Friend sees a “$1” stripped from her email sig in threads. Wondering if iOS mail or gmail ever do variable substitution in signatures.

Twitter: 2016-06-27 Mon 10:46

#snekbutt https://t.co/dEynRfkoPF

Twitter: 2016-06-27 Mon 11:30

quote tweet if unsure

https://twitter.com/AutreNV/status/745010995953827840

Twitter: 2016-06-27 Mon 12:32

Added @OSMIhelp sticker, via @stickermule https://t.co/cFWRXhwrlS

Twitter: 2016-06-27 Mon 12:33

That’s what I’ve been trying to tell them, Tribby!

https://twitter.com/godtributes/status/747513082394648576

Twitter: 2016-06-27 Mon 13:30

ok I’m bringing the dog inside before he cooks his brain in the sun

Twitter: 2016-06-27 Mon 15:20

oh right that makes sense.

https://twitter.com/grepory/status/747553783970816000

Twitter: 2016-06-27 Mon 17:31

Been outside 30 minutes. Deodorant failed 27 minutes ago. Outside F—— do not recommend

Twitter: 2016-06-27 Mon 18:18

#InternetOfShit

https://twitter.com/kwestin/status/747599286540468224

Twitter: 2016-06-27 Mon 22:17

Getting to know your #WorkFromHome partner

She: But I bet you miss people sometimes.

Me: Not really, no. If I want people I can find them.

Twitter: 2016-06-27 Mon 23:25

Outclassed by a dog, again.

https://twitter.com/shibbnbot/status/747675780268855296

Twitter: 2016-06-26 Sun 09:24

The part of fitbit device setup where you strip down and start praying

Twitter: 2016-06-26 Sun 09:24

(confirming setup of new wifi network for the fitbit scale)

Twitter: 2016-06-26 Sun 09:34

I get to set up a new weight goal because I just reached the previous weight goal. That’s nifty.

Twitter: 2016-06-26 Sun 10:33

You go ahead and speculate on the significance of the unencrypted iOS 10 kernel. I have important things to watch.

https://twitter.com/MarySueRenfrow/status/746938493574623232

Twitter: 2016-06-26 Sun 11:33

Odd seeing pride in downtown core. Seems mix of acceptance & corporate appropriation. But hey I’m old. Focus on 🌈 ❤

https://twitter.com/seattledot/status/747133108319772672

Twitter: 2016-06-26 Sun 16:07

Everybody talk about

https://twitter.com/kexpplaylist/status/747203810276212736

Twitter: 2016-06-26 Sun 16:58

Hey you out there feeling bad about the trivia you don’t know: many folks don’t know the trivia.

https://twitter.com/AlSweigart/status/746875928333058048

Twitter: 2016-06-26 Sun 19:45

Politics produces new kinks, as the saying goes.

It doesn’t?

“Strange bedfellows?”

Same thing isn’t it?

https://twitter.com/rabcyr/status/747256453396856832

Twitter: 2016-06-26 Sun 21:14

She: It’s been a busy day. You should relax!

Me, looking up from alphabetizing kitchen: I am relaxing!

Twitter: 2016-06-26 Sun 23:01

And if you needed to be told this I don’t think we can be friends

https://twitter.com/SavedYouAClick/status/747284048981037056

Twitter: 2016-06-26 Sun 23:13

I almost wish I still watched Game of Thrones regularly.

Twitter: 2016-06-26 Sun 23:19

Got the sudden urge to try making a FreeBSD gaming PC.

This is when I realized my brain had stopped working and it was time for bed.

Twitter: 2016-06-25 Sat 08:18

120 emails in two minutes. Perhaps we can tone down the automated ops crisis notifications.

Twitter: 2016-06-25 Sat 08:34

Morning, coffee, and killing off FTL crews.

Twitter: 2016-06-25 Sat 09:11

New place has a garbage disposal. I was unmoved, as they do 3 things: be noisy, leak, & sometimes explode. Like a small dog.

It’s leaking.

Twitter: 2016-06-25 Sat 14:06

Well yeah. I’d want a do over as well

https://twitter.com/vicenews/status/746767194772516864

Twitter: 2016-06-25 Sat 19:24

I love that song

https://twitter.com/mmastrac/status/746887911648399360

Twitter: 2016-06-25 Sat 20:17

One of us is napping anyways

Twitter: 2016-06-25 Sat 21:04

She asked me to pick what to eat, which was not the best idea.

I’ve browsed Yelp for an hour now and think maybe I’ll just eat water.

Twitter: 2016-06-25 Sat 22:48

really that’s all the explanation anyone should need. Every god demands sacrifices.

https://twitter.com/godtributes/status/746942953130688512

Twitter: 2016-06-24 Fri 06:52

goes back to bed

https://twitter.com/wbznewsradio/status/746338968669544450

Twitter: 2016-06-24 Fri 06:54

Oh now this is just too much. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

https://twitter.com/j_c_fitz/status/746340316475756544

Twitter: 2016-06-24 Fri 07:01

Thought I gotta admit “England: Because Fuck The World” is a catchy slogan

Twitter: 2016-06-24 Fri 07:48

Been a journalistic code word for so long maybe they forgot that most of us don’t know it.

https://twitter.com/ClaraJeffery/status/746349868352843776

Twitter: 2016-06-24 Fri 07:49

In what must be another sign of #Brexit apocalypse I can’t get to the @kexp site. Or maybe that’s not why.

Twitter: 2016-06-24 Fri 08:51

That’s one lesson I’m almost certain we won’t learn.

https://twitter.com/GWillowWilson/status/746355139770933249

Twitter: 2016-06-24 Fri 10:51

Looks like @kexp has been on top of #Brexit this morning. A sample from @kexpplaylist

Twitter: 2016-06-24 Fri 14:28

well true except there’s no way even a bare majority would pick Linux on the desktop.

https://twitter.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/746454814893039616

Twitter: 2016-06-24 Fri 15:31

That’s my retirement plan too 👍🏻

👶 ➡︎ 👦🏼💻 ➡︎ 👱🏻💻 ➡︎ 👴🏻💻 ➡︎ 💀

https://twitter.com/MikeDrucker/status/746469568399347712

Twitter: 2016-06-24 Fri 15:41

I think at this point I wouldn’t mind seeing a Scottish insult lorem ipsum generator

Twitter: 2016-06-24 Fri 15:43

Ew.

https://twitter.com/WrongCaptions/status/746473797457424384

Twitter: 2016-06-24 Fri 15:57

That tells a different story than intended when viewed on Android. Cool. The world is full of surprises

Twitter: 2016-06-23 Thu 07:28

as mentioned in comments, this would have been an appropriate counterpoint to Leto: method acting as Amanda Waller

https://twitter.com/DarkMattersProj/status/745985947238531072

Twitter: 2016-06-23 Thu 08:23

This is pretty much how things worked at my first paid tech gig, except it was a toaster not a potato

https://twitter.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/746000296342478848

Twitter: 2016-06-23 Thu 08:25

https://www.sadtrombone.com/

https://twitter.com/Q13FOX/status/746000797557653506

Twitter: 2016-06-23 Thu 10:36

Noticing an involuntary sigh any time folks discuss OOP libraries for Perl 5. Not their fault, just a reflex developed by 15 years of habit.

Twitter: 2016-06-23 Thu 18:31

Me explaining Brexit to another USian is almost comical

Twitter: 2016-06-23 Thu 19:30

I made something like that in Rollercoaster Tycoon once. Everyone died because that’s just plummeting to the ground.

https://twitter.com/BuzzFeedNews/status/746165725300039680

Twitter: 2016-06-23 Thu 22:32

Oh no wonder that was so confusing. It was sarcasm.

Twitter: 2016-06-22 Wed 00:31

Want to code. Must acknowledge lateness. Bah.

Twitter: 2016-06-22 Wed 01:38

All right then, so not sleeping just yet. Code?

Twitter: 2016-06-22 Wed 07:17

No. Whatever it is, no. Can’t you see I’m already in a meeting with my coffee?

Coffee status: life-sustaining

Twitter: 2016-06-22 Wed 07:30

What’s new in Perl since the system perl in your production CentOS 3 server was released.

https://twitter.com/genehack/status/745623489097392133

Twitter: 2016-06-22 Wed 08:04

I lacked wifi for a few days.

Twitter: 2016-06-22 Wed 08:10

to be fair, he could probably do “Vim As Performance Art” and it would be a valid learning experience.

https://twitter.com/JayceHall/status/745616157768482816

Twitter: 2016-06-22 Wed 08:14

yes this is familiar

https://twitter.com/voxel/status/745460269749395456

Twitter: 2016-06-22 Wed 08:45

Three hours of sleep means broken brain filter.

Twitter: 2016-06-22 Wed 13:12

oh yeah nearly forgot

$ perlbrew install perl-5.24.0

Twitter: 2016-06-22 Wed 13:53

shuffles uncomfortably

refuses to look anyone in the eye

https://twitter.com/donnfelker/status/745714733878116353

Twitter: 2016-06-22 Wed 14:30

😨

https://twitter.com/Q13FOX/status/745730460622282752

Twitter: 2016-06-22 Wed 14:37

TMTOWTDI

https://twitter.com/xdg/status/745732267461455874

Twitter: 2016-06-22 Wed 15:00

serendipity.

Twitter: 2016-06-22 Wed 15:07

yeah I pinned that one - my own magical remote #yapcna moment

cc @genehack @xdg @shadowcat_mst

https://twitter.com/brianwisti/status/745738182679887872

Twitter: 2016-06-22 Wed 15:24

Michael McKean & Graham Chapman.

wtf brain

https://twitter.com/morganmpage/status/745727995193753600

Twitter: 2016-06-22 Wed 19:40

yeah awkward mixed feels about this sit-in.

https://twitter.com/justinamash/status/745679387450871808

Twitter: 2016-06-22 Wed 21:03

The very thing I’ve been wondering recently: does @_ericelliott have a list of suggested JavaScript books?

Yep.

https://medium.com/javascript-scene/12-books-every-javascript-developer-should-read-9da76157fb3#.wal4rylq5

Twitter: 2016-06-21 Tue 05:18

Found: coffee.

Still missing: motivation.

Twitter: 2016-06-21 Tue 06:22

I mainly read benchmark articles to see people complain about the benchmarks in comments.

Twitter: 2016-06-21 Tue 06:35

Wow I think so little of Trump that even the recent Schadenfreude bored me after a few minutes

Twitter: 2016-06-21 Tue 06:59

Time to declare war on shark selfie terrorism

https://twitter.com/mashable/status/745253724017299457

Twitter: 2016-06-21 Tue 08:34

Oh Twitter don’t ever change.

And by “don’t ever change” I mean “please change drastically now”

https://twitter.com/BlackGirlNerds/status/745278526799118336

Twitter: 2016-06-21 Tue 08:44

Trying to think of emoji chains for these

👵🏻👋⏳

Might need to stop the coffee early today.

https://twitter.com/ThatsSooJalen/status/745280258895544320

Twitter: 2016-06-21 Tue 08:57

Controversy!

https://twitter.com/rayna_young7/status/745282984585080833

Twitter: 2016-06-21 Tue 09:08

#minitrue

https://twitter.com/swilliams/status/745255844816707584

Twitter: 2016-06-21 Tue 09:41

I can endorse this hack. Nothing has ruined my childhood.

https://twitter.com/LuxAlptraum/status/745247088804503552

Twitter: 2016-06-21 Tue 09:57

🍊

https://twitter.com/matthewhughes/status/745298423449026560

Twitter: 2016-06-21 Tue 10:38

Good stuff. Still loads of Paleolithic Perl devs (Jurassic JAPHs?) thawing out.

https://twitter.com/vmbrasseur/status/745308857568731136

Twitter: 2016-06-21 Tue 12:07

can confirm

hazily visible near yarn, though

https://twitter.com/vmbrasseur/status/745330006813970434

Twitter: 2016-06-21 Tue 13:42

This place sells unfamiliar brands.

Twitter: 2016-06-21 Tue 15:04

ok stop faving everything

Twitter: 2016-06-21 Tue 16:13

The 1990s were the golden age of wtf magazines

https://twitter.com/ColinPayn/status/745393792069603328

Twitter: 2016-06-21 Tue 16:43

The dog must not approve of today’s album purchase. He wandered to another room. Death - Politicians In My Eyes

https://youtu.be/rl3FstCc_OY

Twitter: 2016-06-21 Tue 18:16

“awkwarmfortable” yes this works for me

https://twitter.com/yenzie/status/745409766625677313

Twitter: 2016-06-21 Tue 18:48

Ah, conference tweets. The joy, the fun, the love, friends joking, the rekindling of decade(!)-old arguments.

Twitter: 2016-06-21 Tue 18:49

I may have just subtweeted the entire tech industry

Twitter: 2016-06-21 Tue 21:03

Saw @funkatron’s excellent talk on mental health in dev community #yapcna @OSMIhelp talk. Someday I’ll see it live.

https://youtu.be/bWqSuBg8AMo

Twitter: 2016-06-21 Tue 21:48

Watched somebody give their neighbor impromptu accordion lessons.

Cool.