Twitter: 2016-08-31 Wed 07:49

I’m awake? Sure okay. If you say so.

Twitter: 2016-08-31 Wed 08:20

It’s funny because the truth will scar your soul

@SwiftOnSecurity

The first rule of enterprise software is

you never want to look at the source code of enterprise software

Twitter: 2016-08-31 Wed 11:55

This thread is like an extra verse of “Know Your Rights”

https://twitter.com/uncooldana/status/771047303712874496

Twitter: 2016-08-31 Wed 13:57

Alien worlds

Twitter: 2016-08-31 Wed 14:03

This would be a cool thing to shout appreciatively while walking the dog

https://twitter.com/godtributes/status/771090617401221124

Twitter: 2016-08-31 Wed 14:05

“Oh no, not again.”

https://twitter.com/xeni/status/771091189453955077

Twitter: 2016-08-31 Wed 17:06

Considering how much I love gadgets, it amuses me how much I loathe kitchen gadgets.

Twitter: 2016-08-31 Wed 21:48

I would binge watch this on day one.

I might even watch broadcast television if that was the only option.

@kantrn

While we’re doing gender-swap reboots, can I get a new Columbo with Paula Poundstone?

Twitter: 2016-08-31 Wed 21:54

ATTENTION. THIS IS A RELEVANT SUBTWEET FOR ONE OR MORE OF MY TWITTER FRIENDS.

SUB-QUOTE-TWEET.

WHATEVER.

https://twitter.com/SecureSamurai/status/771209001774166017

Twitter: 2016-08-31 Wed 22:05

OMG only a couple weeks off from @PNWPHP

Twitter: 2016-08-31 Wed 23:07

Discovered I can do effective stippling in Procreate. This is a dangerous discovery for a person like me.

Twitter: 2016-08-30 Tue 06:33

McCall was good for the “well obviously we’ll be doing at least this much, and soon!” of sci-fi art.

https://twitter.com/70sscifiart/status/770614621250158593

Twitter: 2016-08-30 Tue 11:27

Identifying Senior Developers in the wild

https://twitter.com/JacobyDave/status/770684322114396164

Twitter: 2016-08-30 Tue 12:38

Bakery often has a line out the door. Tried a twice-baked chocolate croissant. Now I know why line is so long.

Twitter: 2016-08-30 Tue 14:36

Six foot cable for the iPad mini. Because I’m worth it.

Twitter: 2016-08-30 Tue 16:27

Obviously everyone following me must follow @JT_Grimes for similar reasons

https://twitter.com/JT_Grimes/status/770762972092170240

Twitter: 2016-08-30 Tue 17:08

At the coffee shop. Not so much for greater productivity - more so I can stare blankly at the screen in different surroundings.

Twitter: 2016-08-30 Tue 17:26

gets coffee

opens laptop

ok let’s write this code.

Sees old note

I already wrote this code.

A couple months ago.

sips coffee

Twitter: 2016-08-30 Tue 17:34

hides screen

HOW DID YOU KNOW THIS?

WHERE ARE YOU?

ARE YOU CLEVERLY DISGUISED AS A COFFEESHOP PASTRY?

https://twitter.com/JT_Grimes/status/770781485095792640

Twitter: 2016-08-30 Tue 18:12

Tests pass on my laptop and fail on the build server. My work here is done.

Finishes coffee

Packs laptop

Goes home

Twitter: 2016-08-30 Tue 19:56

Latest random doodle. https://t.co/cdvSbQ2rWn

Twitter: 2016-08-30 Tue 20:53

Well there’s an odd but not entirely surprising song to pop up in my head

https://youtu.be/6bhAHKKLbwQ

Twitter: 2016-08-29 Mon 07:19

Currently drinking coffee like I’m angry at it. I’m not mad at the coffee. I’m mad at Monday.

Twitter: 2016-08-29 Mon 08:10

This is awesome! I’m most familiar with @audreyt’s contributions to Perl. She’s obviously moved way past that.

http://qz.com/767298/taiwans-new-digital-minister-is-a-transgender-software-programmer-who-wants-to-make-government-more-open/

Twitter: 2016-08-29 Mon 10:05

There’s my next half hour taken care of

https://twitter.com/kexp/status/770306031834365952

Twitter: 2016-08-29 Mon 10:27

In case you’re confused that the “liberal” part of “liberal Seattle” has meaning, here’s our NIMBY for ya.

https://twitter.com/BrettHamil/status/770299952652128256

Twitter: 2016-08-29 Mon 11:44

If I told you why this excited me, you’d still be confused & you’d also be sad for me.

https://twitter.com/briandfoy_perl/status/770330425483034624

Twitter: 2016-08-29 Mon 11:53

tfw the folks that made you feel old are old enough for a new generation to make them feel old.

Twitter: 2016-08-29 Mon 12:31

I know Gene Wilder was old and old people dying usually doesn’t get me as much because they made good time but 2016 can go screw itself.

Twitter: 2016-08-29 Mon 17:45

I just sneezed on the dog.

That was revenge for 5am this morning.

Twitter: 2016-08-29 Mon 17:48

The dog says 🙄

Twitter: 2016-08-28 Sun 00:47

Using a Mark Kistler book as I learn Procreate. Bit rough at first but I’m getting it.

Twitter: 2016-08-28 Sun 14:23

do a bunch of things and do them more or less good enough

https://twitter.com/vmg/status/766648542236639233

Twitter: 2016-08-27 Sat 07:19

Your average man page isn’t necessarily good but I notice when a command line tool has none.

Twitter: 2016-08-27 Sat 16:17

We have weather again in Seattle. I’d forgotten what that was like.

Twitter: 2016-08-27 Sat 18:21

I enjoyed that nap.

Twitter: 2016-08-27 Sat 21:59

NOOOO not my pen!

https://twitter.com/gemmacorrell/status/768481144836726784

Twitter: 2016-08-26 Fri 04:22

going to bed early had mixed results. Slept an entirely different set of four hours.

Twitter: 2016-08-26 Fri 04:57

Brain: “I’M AWAKE DID I MISS THE ALARM I’M AWAKE!” Me: “It’s 4am.” Brain: “I’M AWAKE LET’S DO IMPORTANT THINGS NOW”

Twitter: 2016-08-26 Fri 05:14

The future used to be far more awesome

https://twitter.com/70sscifiart/status/769067995264147456

Twitter: 2016-08-26 Fri 05:50

12 hour breakdown of De La Soul “3 Feet High and Rising” on @KEXP starting in 10 minutes. Of course I’m listening.

http://blog.kexp.org/delasoul/

Twitter: 2016-08-26 Fri 05:52

ikr

https://twitter.com/godtributes/status/769155132881854464

Twitter: 2016-08-26 Fri 07:36

It’s not that I dislike soylent. I haven’t even tried it. I just preferred when it was Slimfast.

Twitter: 2016-08-26 Fri 07:47

As giant ducks do. They are shy but curious creatures

https://twitter.com/rabcyr/status/769178993652359172

Twitter: 2016-08-26 Fri 08:02

That seems likely. Once engaged, facepalm is a persistent state.

https://twitter.com/elfsternberg/status/769187753498021888

Twitter: 2016-08-26 Fri 08:06

First exercise of @pobox email: setting up a new, hopefully less futzed, icloud account.

Twitter: 2016-08-26 Fri 11:09

Oh hey found our 1st gen iPad Mini. Task for this evening: put Procreate on it and see if it melts.

Twitter: 2016-08-26 Fri 14:26

one lunch later, and nothing melted yet.

Twitter: 2016-08-26 Fri 14:42

Procreate on a 1st gen iPad Mini is still better for my drawing purposes than anything on a Nexus 6P. That’s a thing.

Twitter: 2016-08-26 Fri 15:01

Achievement unlocked: tweet thread loopback.

Twitter: 2016-08-26 Fri 21:33

Look I made - uh - a balloon? A Grape torpedo? A colorful thought?

Twitter: 2016-08-25 Thu 00:11

Also: Perl 5 vs Perl 6 - it would take too long to explain and isn’t that interesting.

Twitter: 2016-08-25 Thu 00:13

Peeskull?

Psquill?

Pas-

oh wait.

psql

Maybe it’s time for bed.

Twitter: 2016-08-25 Thu 00:51

and yet I’m still awake.

Twitter: 2016-08-25 Thu 06:55

Sounds legit

https://twitter.com/frioux/status/768740135588409344

Twitter: 2016-08-25 Thu 08:26

I’m trying to get better but if you think I’m mad every time I shout obscenities at the computer you’re gonna have a bad time. #workfromhome

Twitter: 2016-08-25 Thu 10:07

I don’t always suffix my text notes with .txt because it’s not 1995 and I’m not at a DOS prompt.

Twitter: 2016-08-25 Thu 11:40

They: “Why would you need a 10 foot USB cable?”

Me: “I don’t understand the question.”

Twitter: 2016-08-25 Thu 14:09

Waiting for the B train

https://twitter.com/ScottSKOMO/status/768916340744843264

Twitter: 2016-08-24 Wed 07:04

Eight hours? That’s like three days’ worth of sleep!

Twitter: 2016-08-24 Wed 08:09

Hold up. New idea for my burial arrangements.

https://twitter.com/plainblackguy/status/768462924163739650

Twitter: 2016-08-24 Wed 10:33

well that’s an odd song to suddenly pop into my brain. Not that I mind.

https://youtu.be/Adk1ujjmguo

Twitter: 2016-08-24 Wed 11:47

You make an excellent point.

https://twitter.com/GingerMostly/status/768519397942046721

Twitter: 2016-08-24 Wed 14:18

one of life’s mysteries

https://twitter.com/TumblrSimulator/status/768557649923309568

Twitter: 2016-08-24 Wed 19:01

Well I may not be able to set up a VPN client without crashing my system, but at least I can kinda draw. Alas, rent.

Twitter: 2016-08-24 Wed 21:09

and it’s not even duct tape

https://twitter.com/jonnysun/status/768579659466506240

Twitter: 2016-08-24 Wed 22:00

I decided it’s done.

Twitter: 2016-08-24 Wed 23:34

So much of the day is fighting fires. So little of the day is preventing fires.

Twitter: 2016-08-23 Tue 07:25

Nope.

Twitter: 2016-08-23 Tue 16:20

A rare pic of me without a phone or coffee cup in my hand, by @Rainyday8169’s semi-autonomous phone. https://t.co/eV7xRDrmS5

Twitter: 2016-08-23 Tue 17:36

yes please continue.

Wait this isn’t some smart underwear Internet of Things, is it?

https://twitter.com/dabeaz/status/768238230852427776

Twitter: 2016-08-23 Tue 18:55

We momentarily interrupt your regularly scheduled broadcast for air guitar.

https://youtu.be/Q3Yc3HhSl1Q

Twitter: 2016-08-23 Tue 20:00

It’s getting dark and I hate living in a cave but the light switch is all the way over there.

Twitter: 2016-08-22 Mon 01:56

Oh it’s gonna be like that? Joke is on you, brain. You need sleep more than I do.

I don’t need to make sense. I have a rogue brain tonight.

Twitter: 2016-08-22 Mon 03:34

dislike. Anti-fave. Ungood.

https://twitter.com/pjf/status/767668640380444672

Twitter: 2016-08-22 Mon 06:57

Wakey wakey! Monday morning bright and early, time for work and some tunes to get you going!

https://youtu.be/-jlngD3OIXc

Twitter: 2016-08-22 Mon 07:27

Ah but the two hardest problems in computer engineering are not burning the whole thing down 1) on accident; 2) on purpose.

Twitter: 2016-08-22 Mon 07:55

yes i take my work very srs indeed see i have my coffee am ready for meetings now

Twitter: 2016-08-22 Mon 08:03

“Wall of Dirt” is the name of my new trailercore project

https://twitter.com/RT_America/status/767729211922612224

Twitter: 2016-08-22 Mon 14:46

yeah our lawn could use some rain too uh i mean HUNGERING FOR LIFE-SUSTAINING FLUIDS

https://twitter.com/hottestsingles/status/767839995843313664

Twitter: 2016-08-22 Mon 14:53

On documentation - particularly FOSS documentation.

https://twitter.com/fuzzychef/status/767791182281711616

Twitter: 2016-08-22 Mon 14:56

I probably shouldn’t use “dunno” for that security question.

Twitter: 2016-08-22 Mon 15:26

what the hell why not.

https://twitter.com/FakeMTA/status/767840646124085248

Twitter: 2016-08-22 Mon 15:49

There I finally opened a @pobox account.

Twitter: 2016-08-22 Mon 20:04

Juggling half a dozen email addresses like it’s 2002.