Twitter: 2017-05-31 Wed 06:46

Out of bed for an hour and still not entirely certain if I’m awake.

Twitter: 2017-05-31 Wed 15:11

See? Covfefe has come and gone, I enjoyed it, and I’m still mad about stuff.

Twitter: 2017-05-31 Wed 18:50

Fake official RC Cola makes my heart hurt.

Good troll.

Twitter: 2017-05-31 Wed 19:40

Having a conversation with Dog. https://t.co/zIbHEv4R1S

Twitter: 2017-05-31 Wed 20:41

If they call again tell them how sorry we all are over here

https://twitter.com/matthew_d_green/status/870112855110057984

Twitter: 2017-05-30 Tue 17:22

look just nobody tell don okay his twitter is important to him

https://twitter.com/Newsweek/status/869682360874393600

Twitter: 2017-05-30 Tue 17:35

hold up maybe that last cup of coffee was not the best idea

better send another after it to make sure

Twitter: 2017-05-30 Tue 17:47

SEATTLE WEATHER UPDATE

THUNDERBOLT AND LIGHTNING

VERY VERY MEH

Twitter: 2017-05-30 Tue 20:03

Stuff like this is why I can’t hate crows. They’re jerks, but sometimes they’re jerks for good.

https://twitter.com/polytraveller/status/869397237813567488

Twitter: 2017-05-30 Tue 21:15

Disappointed by my code’s test #covfefe

Twitter: 2017-05-30 Tue 21:18

Usually I don’t mock typos or possible mid-tweet heart attacks, but when it’s somebody I dislike so much how can I not

Twitter: 2017-05-30 Tue 21:25

Tonight’s sniglet is “covfefe”

Twitter: 2017-05-30 Tue 21:26

It’s a sled, isn’t it?

Twitter: 2017-05-30 Tue 21:52

Turned into the kind of night where I’m confused to see a tweet not about the trending thing.

Twitter: 2017-05-30 Tue 22:03

I can’t wait to read about that tweet again on Facebook tomorrow morning.

Twitter: 2017-05-30 Tue 22:16

and then it gets all malkovich malkovich

Twitter: 2017-05-30 Tue 22:36

ain’t that the truth

https://twitter.com/MobyDickatSea/status/869748025366904832

Twitter: 2017-05-30 Tue 22:40

so this waves vaguely around this is why I can’t leave Twitter yet I also can’t coherently explain to anyone that isn’t already here

Twitter: 2017-05-30 Tue 22:57

Trump tweets gibberish

two hours later I’m afraid to turn away from twitter in case it meant something and there’s 2017 for you.

Twitter: 2017-05-30 Tue 23:27

Okay going to bed now and earnestly hoping we’re all still here in the morning.

Twitter: 2017-05-29 Mon 12:12

Wandering around outside having a perfectly cromulent day and the clouds up and just disappeared. Sun everywhere! You betrayed me, Seattle!

Twitter: 2017-05-29 Mon 12:29

Took me three tries to type the word “stuff.” I am not at full brain today.

Twitter: 2017-05-29 Mon 16:09

Good enough. https://t.co/MBovyCwS7E

Twitter: 2017-05-29 Mon 16:10

I think I got all the space movie stuff out of me

Twitter: 2017-05-28 Sun 21:47

Ah back home in the wonderful dark basement

Twitter: 2017-05-28 Sun 23:43

Been doodling some space thing. https://t.co/m04Y5j3HuU

Twitter: 2017-05-27 Sat 08:25

I like your style today, Tribby.

https://twitter.com/godtributes/status/868487961100398592

Twitter: 2017-05-27 Sat 16:22

Here, internet. You need a friendly dog today.

Twitter: 2017-05-26 Fri 14:39

Coffee’s too cold

microwaves

Coffee’s too hot.

waits

I think I know where this is going.

Twitter: 2017-05-26 Fri 16:00

lost my @dog_rates cap. oh h*ck.

Twitter: 2017-05-26 Fri 16:04

Excuse me, Egon? You said crossing the memes was bad

https://twitter.com/dog_rates/status/868240437194104833

Twitter: 2017-05-25 Thu 11:09

Me cautioning a friend: You already know that I don’t understand boring old normal money. Stop trying to explain bitcoin to me.

Twitter: 2017-05-25 Thu 13:44

omg i think i must be a millennial

https://twitter.com/lovessmallsong/status/867170403227062272

Twitter: 2017-05-25 Thu 14:14

aw yiss

https://twitter.com/godtributes/status/867851426327924738

Twitter: 2017-05-24 Wed 08:15

This is a special kind of genius. From the Trek-themed RP-ish Mastodon instance.

https://tenforward.social/users/Dathon/updates/4341

https://t.co/pDODfg0GDu

Twitter: 2017-05-24 Wed 22:04

See responses for more

https://twitter.com/BBW_BFF/status/867556781735649280

Twitter: 2017-05-23 Tue 21:04

Today’s accomplishments:

[x] get sound AND wifi AND graphics working on Linux

[x] enter my yarn inventory on @ravelry

Not the worst day.

Twitter: 2017-05-23 Tue 22:43

Didn’t pay close attention for maybe a day and a half and already I have no idea what Twitter is talking about tonight. Hail Eris.

Twitter: 2017-05-22 Mon 12:18

I’m trying, Rogers. I’m trying real hard.

https://twitter.com/JusticeWillett/status/866629104006828033

Twitter: 2017-05-22 Mon 16:44

yeah time for a knit break

Twitter: 2017-05-22 Mon 17:50

The sun’s been out for two days so obviously as a Pacific Northwest native I’m moving my desk back to the basement.

Twitter: 2017-05-22 Mon 18:10

On not-bigots making bigoted jokes ironically.

https://twitter.com/deathmtn/status/866822351111036929

Twitter: 2017-05-22 Mon 18:41

and of course as a Linux user I need to compile a kernel module before I move my desk

https://twitter.com/brianwisti/status/866818663722082304

Twitter: 2017-05-22 Mon 19:02

Build a kernel module, reinstall Linux

tomayto tomahto

https://twitter.com/brianwisti/status/866831368293974016