Activity Log
Twitter: 2013-10-24 Thu 05:03
Thick fog and a low threshold for outrage throughout the day. This has been your emotional weather report.
Twitter: 2013-10-24 Thu 11:01
“@TBlackford3: You know what they say - when you can’t beat ’em, get a huge metal pipe and try again.” Worked for me.
Twitter: 2013-10-24 Thu 13:42
OH: “Put that thing back where it came from or so help me”
At least I now know what movie I want to watch tonight.
Twitter: 2013-10-24 Thu 15:00
Sorry, boss. Didn’t have time to write the code. But look at all these elaborate new tests based on Monty Python skits!
Twitter: 2013-10-24 Thu 16:24
Two days before the farmer’s market is open. Down to our last organic locally sourced apple. We might starve. Send quinoa.
Twitter: 2013-10-24 Thu 16:51
Okay nobody panic but I just ate the last Asian pear in the apartment.
Twitter: 2013-10-24 Thu 17:58
Adding salt to the soy sauce was probably excessive.