Activity Log
Twitter: 2014-03-04 Tue 06:34
Any insufficiently organized code is indistinguishable from magic.
Twitter: 2014-03-04 Tue 06:55
Buried deep in somebody’s hybrid Ember/Angular app. Missing the clear intent and solid organization of Perl.
Twitter: 2014-03-04 Tue 07:16
Wait. Did I just see access control rules defined in client side code? That’s - huh. That’s trusting.
Twitter: 2014-03-04 Tue 07:19
Oh never mind my bad. It’s just duplicating existing server-side code. Just a RedundancyFactoryFactory.
Twitter: 2014-03-04 Tue 08:15
It is our duty as addicts to make sure there is always coffee in the office.
Twitter: 2014-03-04 Tue 08:46
OMG I loaded a thing! Correctly! And it only took a week to figure out! See, JavaScript frameworks are easy! Also, exclamation points!
!!
Twitter: 2014-03-04 Tue 08:53
Nope. Still an idiot. Ah, the rollercoaster of developer self-esteem.
Twitter: 2014-03-04 Tue 09:07
Okay now I’m just throwing random plausible code chunks in hopes that something sticks.
Twitter: 2014-03-04 Tue 09:13
What? An exception? But I didn’t … ah jeez. Why couldn’t I have been an alcoholic? Then I would know what to do in this situation.
Twitter: 2014-03-04 Tue 09:58
I haven’t closed a tab so fast since goatse meant something. RT @joewalnes: A classy easter-egg in Google:
#html
Twitter: 2014-03-04 Tue 10:12
I will now play “Licensed to Ill” very loud. Then I will play “Swass.” If you need my attention, too bad.
Twitter: 2014-03-04 Tue 10:56
It’s tricky to code a line to code a line that passes tests first time that’s right it’s tricky.
Twitter: 2014-03-04 Tue 11:08
“No no no! You’re too young to be unmaintainable legacy code! Where did you learn language like this?”
“I LEARNED IT FROM YOU!”
Twitter: 2014-03-04 Tue 11:16
I need to do good things today to make up for the terrible things I’ve written this morning.
Twitter: 2014-03-04 Tue 11:40
Time to let my brain cool down for a minute - Afrika Bambaataa & James Brown - Unity -
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x1fdps_afrika-bambaataa-james-brown-unity_music
Twitter: 2014-03-04 Tue 11:47
I did it! The test passes! The feature works!
Looks at code
Let us never speak of this again.
Twitter: 2014-03-04 Tue 12:11
YOU CAN’T THROW ME TO THE LIONS. I’M CHARLTON HESTON!
I wear my headphones for you, friends and neighbors.
Twitter: 2014-03-04 Tue 14:16
Who’s ambivalent about JavaScript, CoffeeScript, GUIs, and is trying out the @AtomEditor?
This guy. Me.
Thanks to @matthewhughes. I think.
Twitter: 2014-03-04 Tue 14:38
Sometimes there’s only so much that autocorrect can do for you.
Twitter: 2014-03-04 Tue 16:17
“@jonathanpenn: So, goto fail was ported to Linux.
” many eyes make all bugs shallow. Except security, which is hard.
Twitter: 2014-03-04 Tue 16:19
The GnuTLS vulnerability was discovered years ago. It’s just that nobody could agree on a license for its replacement.
Twitter: 2014-03-04 Tue 19:18
So much rain. I’m waiting for a noir-ish voiceover.
Twitter: 2014-03-04 Tue 19:21
I feel better now, or at least thematically appropriate.
Twitter: 2014-03-04 Tue 20:49
Started reading The Broken Kingdoms by NK Jemisin a couple hours ago. About halfway through. Want to finish but going a bit cross-eyed.