Activity Log
Twitter: 2014-11-05 Wed 06:20
So apparently Alaska, Oregon, and Washington all have legalized marijuana now. There’s Cascadian values for you ^_^
Twitter: 2014-11-05 Wed 14:39
Sweet potato “real vegetable chips.” Why?
Probably because I have done something wrong and must be punished.
Twitter: 2014-11-05 Wed 14:43
and I forgot about @AvoidComments and now I hate the world just a little bit.
Twitter: 2014-11-05 Wed 15:00
It’s like you don’t even know me, @twitter. Give me “UnderwoodOnOps” and maybe I’ll pay attention.

Twitter: 2014-11-05 Wed 19:29
Okay. I am glad that pot’s legal. But when you’re blowing thick clouds of skunk weed on a crowded sidewalk I want to kick you in the shins.
Twitter: 2014-11-05 Wed 21:13
Mrs: These fish are beer battered just as I like them! Me: Yes they are! Why don’t you finish mine?
I don’t think she’s figured it out yet.
Twitter: 2014-11-05 Wed 21:18
I really do not like beer battered fish.
Twitter: 2014-11-05 Wed 22:44
I come to bury Caesar, not to praise him. The evil that motherfuckers do lives after them; #addmotherfuckertoshakespeare
Twitter: 2014-11-05 Wed 23:25
Played with underscore.js a bit. Enjoyed it. Likely to do more tomorrow.
Twitter: 2014-11-05 Wed 23:31
So every motherfucker in his own hand bears The power to cancel his captivity. #addmotherfuckertoshakespeare