Activity Log
Twitter: 2015-04-03 Fri 00:20
I see #ADDcheckin and I want to contribute something meaningful but I’m all “I made a scarf tonight!”
Twitter: 2015-04-03 Fri 00:43
I was gonna go to sleep an hour ago but Twitter was right there and anyways trying for real now.
Twitter: 2015-04-03 Fri 09:54
I said I would wear this shirt if it existed. It exists. I am wearing it. I did not lie.

Twitter: 2015-04-03 Fri 10:20
My conscience has developed a new trick. If I’m about to tweet something questionable I hear @elonjames saying “Sir.”
~50% effective.
Twitter: 2015-04-03 Fri 12:04
Some folks assume a me/she division of sides after my separation. No. I’m on her side and you’re starting to annoy me.
Twitter: 2015-04-03 Fri 12:59
I learned a word because of @StevePtweets.
“Drapetomania.” Let’s put that right next to “meritocracy,” shall we?
Twitter: 2015-04-03 Fri 18:28
My nostalgic enjoyment of this compilation of tunes by The Police is marred slightly by the fact that holy crap those were creepy lyrics.
Twitter: 2015-04-03 Fri 18:41
Police - Can’t Stand Losing You
“You’ll be sorry when I’m dead and all this guilt will be on your head.”
Yeesh.
Twitter: 2015-04-03 Fri 20:46
Browsing pinterest looking at standing desk DIY projects.
Twitter: 2015-04-03 Fri 23:51
Went to see a comedy thing. It was entertaining.