Activity Log
Twitter: 2015-12-06 Sun 11:13
My morning gets a confusing start when the alarm and backup alarm go off at the exact same time.
No major property damage though.
Twitter: 2015-12-06 Sun 11:25
I’m starting to think Jimmy Carter’s only weakness is kryptonite.
http://www.cnn.com/2015/12/06/politics/jimmy-carter-cancer-free/
Twitter: 2015-12-06 Sun 13:04
Come to Wayward Coffee in the next fifteen minutes if you want a polite chat in comfy chairs.

Twitter: 2015-12-06 Sun 13:11
meanwhile I’m the one judging the scarf.
It seems impractical.
https://twitter.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/673595383113580544
Twitter: 2015-12-06 Sun 16:01
I reached the gusset. Time to take a break. https://t.co/XlNGEK2ylO
Twitter: 2015-12-06 Sun 16:38
skims twitter stream
Nope.
turns up Tom Waits
opens terminal
closes browser tab
Twitter: 2015-12-06 Sun 17:19
Amazing how many programming problems can be solved by waiting for the heat death of the universe.
Twitter: 2015-12-06 Sun 17:28
This goes on my list of Favorite Things I Ever Typed.

Twitter: 2015-12-06 Sun 19:04
Looks like the key to a popular tweet for me is “programming” + “some reference to the futility of existence.”
Twitter: 2015-12-06 Sun 19:44
Read instructions. Knit row. Reread instructions. Sigh deeply.
Twitter: 2015-12-06 Sun 20:01
I misspelled “oops.”
That’s it.
Done with brain for the night.
Twitter: 2015-12-06 Sun 20:06
Sometimes I wonder if people could be that stupid about the name Isis. Then I recall times people ask me why I have a Japanese last name.
Twitter: 2015-12-06 Sun 22:09
Oh look it’s already “dropped my phone on my face” o’clock.
Twitter: 2015-12-06 Sun 23:01
Playing with Perl 6 Advent calendar code.
I see constant fibonacci = 0, 1, *+* ... *;
Very funny.
Where are my Python & Ruby books?
Twitter: 2015-12-06 Sun 23:38
I want to stop using “unicorn.” What’s a better word for “entity that destroys lives while promising untold wealth?”
Twitter: 2015-12-06 Sun 23:49
That’s two votes so far for the imp “Rumplestiltskin,” from @sigje & @Heronymus.
https://twitter.com/sigje/status/673755729514250240
Twitter: 2015-12-06 Sun 23:51
Anyways, unicorns are wonderful. We shouldn’t use them as slang for startups just because they’re pretty and appeal to virgins.
Twitter: 2015-12-06 Sun 23:56
[Rumplestiltskin] #freetheunicorn
https://twitter.com/Heronymus/status/673757807133466624