Collecting my attempts to improve at tech, art, and life

2015-12-06

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Twitter: 2015-12-06 Sun 11:13

My morning gets a confusing start when the alarm and backup alarm go off at the exact same time.

No major property damage though.

Twitter: 2015-12-06 Sun 11:25

I’m starting to think Jimmy Carter’s only weakness is kryptonite.

http://www.cnn.com/2015/12/06/politics/jimmy-carter-cancer-free/

Twitter: 2015-12-06 Sun 13:04

Come to Wayward Coffee in the next fifteen minutes if you want a polite chat in comfy chairs.

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Twitter: 2015-12-06 Sun 13:11

meanwhile I’m the one judging the scarf.

It seems impractical.

https://twitter.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/673595383113580544

Twitter: 2015-12-06 Sun 16:01

I reached the gusset. Time to take a break. https://t.co/XlNGEK2ylO

Twitter: 2015-12-06 Sun 16:38

skims twitter stream

Nope.

turns up Tom Waits

opens terminal

closes browser tab

Twitter: 2015-12-06 Sun 17:19

Amazing how many programming problems can be solved by waiting for the heat death of the universe.

Twitter: 2015-12-06 Sun 17:28

This goes on my list of Favorite Things I Ever Typed.

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Twitter: 2015-12-06 Sun 19:04

Looks like the key to a popular tweet for me is “programming” + “some reference to the futility of existence.”

Twitter: 2015-12-06 Sun 19:44

Read instructions. Knit row. Reread instructions. Sigh deeply.

Twitter: 2015-12-06 Sun 20:01

I misspelled “oops.”

That’s it.

Done with brain for the night.

Twitter: 2015-12-06 Sun 20:06

Sometimes I wonder if people could be that stupid about the name Isis. Then I recall times people ask me why I have a Japanese last name.

Twitter: 2015-12-06 Sun 22:09

Oh look it’s already “dropped my phone on my face” o’clock.

Twitter: 2015-12-06 Sun 23:01

Playing with Perl 6 Advent calendar code.

I see constant fibonacci = 0, 1, *+* ... *;

Very funny.

Where are my Python & Ruby books?

Twitter: 2015-12-06 Sun 23:38

I want to stop using “unicorn.” What’s a better word for “entity that destroys lives while promising untold wealth?”

Twitter: 2015-12-06 Sun 23:49

That’s two votes so far for the imp “Rumplestiltskin,” from @sigje & @Heronymus.

https://twitter.com/sigje/status/673755729514250240

Twitter: 2015-12-06 Sun 23:51

Anyways, unicorns are wonderful. We shouldn’t use them as slang for startups just because they’re pretty and appeal to virgins.

Twitter: 2015-12-06 Sun 23:56

[Rumplestiltskin] #freetheunicorn

https://twitter.com/Heronymus/status/673757807133466624