Activity Log
Twitter: 2015-12-07 Mon 00:00
semi-srs: maybe If we call unicorn companies by a true name they’ll lose some of their hold. But any names I can think of are long and rude.
Twitter: 2015-12-07 Mon 00:14
In the words of Sage Carlin: “These are the thoughts that kept me out of the really good schools.”
Twitter: 2015-12-07 Mon 00:27
oh wait the neighbor probably doesn’t want to listen to George Carlin at 11:30pm I’ll turn it down a bit.
Twitter: 2015-12-07 Mon 00:38
I wish I could be this smart on purpose.
Practice, I suppose.
Twitter: 2015-12-07 Mon 01:29
Hm. May need to adjust my alarm time.
Twitter: 2015-12-07 Mon 01:34
I like Perl 6. Well, I want to. But if many Perl 5 folks get their hands on it I’ll probably see the same P5 code I hate, but in P6 syntax.
Twitter: 2015-12-07 Mon 08:49
Not without my coffee.
Twitter: 2015-12-07 Mon 09:58
I’m usually the Sam. Gets confusing otherwise.
https://twitter.com/serenityfails/status/673886799823953920
Twitter: 2015-12-07 Mon 10:12
🎄 Yay it’s okay to play Christmas music now! 🎄
Twitter: 2015-12-07 Mon 10:14
🎄 And obviously 🎄
Twitter: 2015-12-07 Mon 12:48
Reminder to #Portland and #Seattle folks: take pics of famous landmarks now & post online so people think it’s like this all the time.
Twitter: 2015-12-07 Mon 13:15
Trump slamming on Bezos. That’s going to make the next Legion of Super-Villains meeting awkward.
Twitter: 2015-12-07 Mon 15:33
Ah, #seattle in December. I’m dreaming of a gray Christmas with mushy brown leaves underfoot.
Twitter: 2015-12-07 Mon 17:23
I didn’t factor in the productivity impact of chili cooking for three hours.
Twitter: 2015-12-07 Mon 17:42
My Christmas lights keep coming down.
I knew I should’ve have bought the cheap duct tape.
Twitter: 2015-12-07 Mon 18:13
Tonight we’re gonna Netflix and chili.
No, chili.
When will you be here?
What do you mean “other plans?”
Twitter: 2015-12-07 Mon 22:00
A thought I never expected to think:
Do you work for fascists? Do you do business with fascists? Consider how history will judge you.
Twitter: 2015-12-07 Mon 23:08
pretty sure one of the ingredients in my chewable vitamin d gummies is dishwashing liquid
Twitter: 2015-12-07 Mon 23:09
YOURE NOT MY MOM
https://twitter.com/godtributes/status/674108362859143168