Activity Log
Twitter: 2016-01-01 Fri 00:58
2016 and our hovercraft is a broken segway that explodes.
Twitter: 2016-01-01 Fri 01:00
2016 and so this is life as an NPC in a dystopian sci-fi RPG.
Twitter: 2016-01-01 Fri 01:02
2016, but at least we’re not dead! \o/
Twitter: 2016-01-01 Fri 01:04
2016 and I hear the unholy banshee wailing of the pod people as they hunt run oh wait that’s just party people run faster
Twitter: 2016-01-01 Fri 01:10
2016 and to hell with it. Enjoy!
Twitter: 2016-01-01 Fri 01:14
2016 and Monty Python is not dead yet.
Twitter: 2016-01-01 Fri 01:31
First OS install of the new year.
Twitter: 2016-01-01 Fri 03:05
I will tolerate no alarm clock on January 1.
Twitter: 2016-01-01 Fri 09:21
I thought I turned off every alarm, but I forgot about the accursed alarm of habit.
Twitter: 2016-01-01 Fri 11:26
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Twitter: 2016-01-01 Fri 15:49
🎉 first nap of 2016 done 🎉
Twitter: 2016-01-01 Fri 17:10
Everybody gets that shot. Usually better though.
Twitter: 2016-01-01 Fri 18:57
A second pint you say? Why I don’t mind if I do!
Twitter: 2016-01-01 Fri 20:05
Problem with having a second drink is that now you remember how to fend off the dangers of sobriety.
Twitter: 2016-01-01 Fri 20:13
Why did I just look in my fridge? It contains nothing but creamer and an expired basil … salad … loaf … thing.
Twitter: 2016-01-01 Fri 21:45
Currently being introduced to new music and developing a deeper understanding of the term “sapiosexual”
Twitter: 2016-01-01 Fri 22:34
my head is so full of new music it may explode with a melodic “pop” if I jiggle it too much
Twitter: 2016-01-01 Fri 23:12
Sadly, I lack the focus, dedication, and love of the art required to be a proper alcoholic. My grandfather would be disappointed in me.
Twitter: 2016-01-01 Fri 23:12
currently drinking: herbal tea.