Activity Log
Twitter: 2016-01-03 Sun 10:18
Note that many of us who aren’t in one pronounce “militia” to rhyme with “fuckwit.”
Twitter: 2016-01-03 Sun 11:33
Started reading a PG essay. Got distracted by layout similarity to my last visit in 2006. Viewed source.
I shouldn’t judge, but - huh.
Twitter: 2016-01-03 Sun 11:41
I have a system for keeping my toolbox in order.
The toolbox is my apartment.
The system is “stash everything in a different dark corner.”
Twitter: 2016-01-03 Sun 11:42
I found my tools.
…
Where did I put the thing I wanted to fix?
Twitter: 2016-01-03 Sun 13:54
OMGASNOWFLAKEPANICTIME
Twitter: 2016-01-03 Sun 14:01
Three snowflakes.
What do I do?
I am unprepared for the apocalypse.
Should I get my toothbrush?
Twitter: 2016-01-03 Sun 14:05
Got my towel. Got my toothbrush. I’m ready.
Wait I think it stopped snowing.

Twitter: 2016-01-03 Sun 14:24
I have eight beers and two carrots. Looking forward to an interesting snowpocalypse.
Twitter: 2016-01-03 Sun 14:59
Noticed my themes checkout was out of date for that Hugo thing yesterday. Time for a refresh but hopefully not a rewrite.
Twitter: 2016-01-03 Sun 15:21
Dang why is this script tripping over itself so much today? It had no problems when I ran it yesterday.
Ohhh right.
closes iTunes
Twitter: 2016-01-03 Sun 15:26
The end result of snow looks a lot like the end result of rain right now, but I’m staying optimistic about tonight.

Twitter: 2016-01-03 Sun 16:04
#klansplaining
Sorry but I’ve been waiting all morning to use that.
https://twitter.com/KashannKilson/status/683785985600036864
Twitter: 2016-01-03 Sun 19:58
Me to entrepreneurialism: 🖕
https://twitter.com/Virgin/status/683710784480899072
Twitter: 2016-01-03 Sun 22:57
opens twitter
sees a “no one ever” tweet
closes twitter