Activity Log
Twitter: 2016-03-05 Sat 00:30
A shockingly quick two hours playing Stardew Valley
Twitter: 2016-03-05 Sat 10:58
Ski jacket, flannel pajama bottoms, flip flops, and Bluetooth earpiece.
I’ll say this much, sir: I admire the complete lack of fucks given.
Twitter: 2016-03-05 Sat 12:16
Meanwhile I’m the guy thinking “yay cranberry juice is cheap I can do that”
https://twitter.com/feminist_tinder/status/705995464970260480
Twitter: 2016-03-05 Sat 14:36
Runners are the opposite of rats: scurrying madly over each other at the first hint of sun, eyes crazed with the madness of virtuous living.
Twitter: 2016-03-05 Sat 17:37
He was on a misstep from god
https://twitter.com/gabrielgironda/status/706277348270694400
Twitter: 2016-03-05 Sat 17:58
Current Linux status: everything works perfect except the thing I want to do right now.
tl;dr: normal.
Twitter: 2016-03-05 Sat 18:54
Thinking about moving into a larger apartment just in case I need to help smuggle folks out of the country in November.
Twitter: 2016-03-05 Sat 19:41
What I love about Democratic primaries is the sneering disapproval to the ones who voted for the other candidate.
Oh sorry I meant “hate.”
Twitter: 2016-03-05 Sat 22:14
I CAN FASHION
https://twitter.com/aanand/status/706155978933334017
Twitter: 2016-03-05 Sat 23:04
Facebook depresses me because it reminds me of the shames and mistakes of life. I prefer here where I can take or leave reality as I choose.
Twitter: 2016-03-05 Sat 23:15
I mean sure life is still bumpy but at least Twitter isn’t yet asking me to re-post my late night post-divorce trauma walk pictures.