Activity Log
Twitter: 2016-03-21 Mon 04:55
I enjoy watching raccoons play with motion sensitive lights and then realize somebody is watching them.
Twitter: 2016-03-21 Mon 10:12
Huh. Is github down for the Apple event?
Twitter: 2016-03-21 Mon 12:11
My first followers were ‘olleolleolle’, ‘davidbro’, and ‘gnupate’. Find yours at
Twitter: 2016-03-21 Mon 20:11
My favorite thing is still when somebody crosses the memes
Twitter: 2016-03-21 Mon 20:16
I’m not entirely sure, but I think Trump wants to nuke Rubio and maybe Bush.
https://twitter.com/IanSams/status/712109958649815040
Twitter: 2016-03-21 Mon 21:13
Trying to see if I have a good sauce to pour over this cookie dough ice cream.
Is whiskey okay?
I don’t know the protocol on that.
Twitter: 2016-03-21 Mon 22:12
#shittyjobsihad janitor at a country bar
Not the worst job I had, but definitely the shittiest.
Twitter: 2016-03-21 Mon 22:26
#shittyjobsihad Burger King. That was my baseline worst job.
Later, smashing toilets w/a hammer for $10, I’d go “at least I’m not at BK”