Collecting my attempts to improve at tech, art, and life

2016-03-21

Tags: twitter

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Twitter: 2016-03-21 Mon 04:55

I enjoy watching raccoons play with motion sensitive lights and then realize somebody is watching them.

Twitter: 2016-03-21 Mon 10:12

Huh. Is github down for the Apple event?

Twitter: 2016-03-21 Mon 12:11

My first followers were ‘olleolleolle’, ‘davidbro’, and ‘gnupate’. Find yours at

http://www.tworiginal.com/

Twitter: 2016-03-21 Mon 20:11

My favorite thing is still when somebody crosses the memes

Twitter: 2016-03-21 Mon 20:16

I’m not entirely sure, but I think Trump wants to nuke Rubio and maybe Bush.

https://twitter.com/IanSams/status/712109958649815040

Twitter: 2016-03-21 Mon 21:13

Trying to see if I have a good sauce to pour over this cookie dough ice cream.

Is whiskey okay?

I don’t know the protocol on that.

Twitter: 2016-03-21 Mon 22:12

#shittyjobsihad janitor at a country bar

Not the worst job I had, but definitely the shittiest.

Twitter: 2016-03-21 Mon 22:26

#shittyjobsihad Burger King. That was my baseline worst job.

Later, smashing toilets w/a hammer for $10, I’d go “at least I’m not at BK”