Activity Log
Twitter: 2016-04-08 Fri 05:49
Six hours of sleep?
Such indulgence!
Twitter: 2016-04-08 Fri 08:15
TFW when you’re looking at apartment photos and you hear yourself say “wow, so many power outlets!”
My standards are - modest.
Twitter: 2016-04-08 Fri 21:40
It’s not that moving to a new place would make me happier. I would just have more space to be unhappy in and more money to be unhappy with.
Twitter: 2016-04-08 Fri 21:40
close enough for government work
Twitter: 2016-04-08 Fri 23:43
ewww peanut butter sneeze
Twitter: 2016-04-08 Fri 23:48
When the sneeze god sneezes do you say “Bless yourself”?
https://twitter.com/godtributes/status/718691002077339648