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2016-05-04

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Twitter: 2016-05-04 Wed 06:52

I think today’s going to be a day.

Twitter: 2016-05-04 Wed 07:08

Dude don’t do that. Star Wars fans hate it when you pretend Star Trek is the same thing.

https://twitter.com/jonrosenberg/status/727862254130106368

Twitter: 2016-05-04 Wed 07:49

My coffee cup is empty.

This meeting is over.

You are still talking.

Why?

Twitter: 2016-05-04 Wed 08:54

tfw when you try to fave a dm

Twitter: 2016-05-04 Wed 10:17

I just figured out that my laptop charges faster if it’s plugged in.

Twitter: 2016-05-04 Wed 15:49

Questions haunting me since childhood:

If Mikey hates everything, why did they push the cereal at him? Did they want to punish him? Why?

Twitter: 2016-05-04 Wed 18:19

Oh jeez it’s 6:18 and I haven’t started drinking I am so ashamed

Twitter: 2016-05-04 Wed 18:21

Whew. Crisis averted.

Twitter: 2016-05-04 Wed 18:32

Shitfuck McNuggets.

I just realized how much more I’m going to be hearing about Trump now.

Twitter: 2016-05-04 Wed 21:34

Alas.

Twitter: 2016-05-04 Wed 21:36

Still smoother than me at my best

https://twitter.com/itsyaboirah/status/725869252142596097

Twitter: 2016-05-04 Wed 22:55

0 for 2

https://twitter.com/FixedOpsGenius/status/728075303210221568

Twitter: 2016-05-04 Wed 23:09

Laziness keeps Ubuntu on my Linux machine a bit longer.

Twitter: 2016-05-04 Wed 23:10

Now that is the sort of god-emperor I could serve, if I could be bothered at all

https://twitter.com/godtributes/status/728104348568322050

Twitter: 2016-05-04 Wed 23:35

Since I have a meeting in less than 8 hours, I suppose it is past my bedtime.