Activity Log
Twitter: 2016-05-17 Tue 10:52
Tests are running might as well sketch

Twitter: 2016-05-17 Tue 11:32
My contribution to work chat: escatological.
Not a typo.
You probably don’t want to know.
Twitter: 2016-05-17 Tue 11:50
Their genders?
https://twitter.com/0xabad1dea/status/732644068535242752
Twitter: 2016-05-17 Tue 18:37
This code lies.
Twitter: 2016-05-17 Tue 20:22
“You’re refusing to drink New Coke. You shouldn’t brag about doing it on behalf of old Coke.”
https://twitter.com/strangerslog/status/732772727262679040
Twitter: 2016-05-17 Tue 20:38
Ah, the classics
https://twitter.com/AlignmentBot/status/732777169068425217
Twitter: 2016-05-17 Tue 22:50
Here’s a chipper thought for bed.
The hardest part of age hasn’t been a faltering body.
It’s been outliving my friends.
Good night kids!
Twitter: 2016-05-17 Tue 23:07
Melatonin, muscle relaxant, whichever. They both start with “m.”