Collecting my attempts to improve at tech, art, and life

2016-05-19

Tags: twitter

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Twitter: 2016-05-19 Thu 05:25

A charley horse is a remarkably effective alarm

Twitter: 2016-05-19 Thu 07:21

Put tiger balm on leg to see if it eases charley horse tension.

So much clove oil.

I smell like I have a goth teen in my pants.

Awkward.

Twitter: 2016-05-19 Thu 08:30

Parents are dropping their kids off for school

This of course means I’ve been nearly hit by three cars so far

On the sidewalk

Twitter: 2016-05-19 Thu 08:46

๐Ÿค”

๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป

https://twitter.com/wholemilk/status/733319433356083200

Twitter: 2016-05-19 Thu 11:51

Half-heartedly hoping for the viaduct to collapse.

Sometimes I am a bad person.

https://twitter.com/KING5Seattle/status/733369435797528577

Twitter: 2016-05-19 Thu 16:12

It’s a point of pride when I can retweet a @SwiftOnSecurity mistweet before the delete.

Sure it still disappears but I HAD IT

Twitter: 2016-05-19 Thu 16:13

you should’ve seen the tweet that got away

Twitter: 2016-05-19 Thu 16:38

I am transfixed

https://twitter.com/GIFs/status/733411246406434816

Twitter: 2016-05-19 Thu 17:22

I remember this episode of Star Trek.

Or was it Red Dwarf?

https://twitter.com/SarcasticRover/status/733452662335660032