Activity Log
Twitter: 2016-06-10 Fri 07:05
Not today, Satan. https://t.co/hRoJvuJQa3
Twitter: 2016-06-10 Fri 09:38
I spent ten minutes recovering my keys from the bushes into which they flew and that pretty much covers it for productivity today.
Twitter: 2016-06-10 Fri 09:43
OH: “basically it
Twitter: 2016-06-10 Fri 13:25
steps outside
What a beautiful sunny day
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Okay that’s enough
Goes inside
Slams door
Twitter: 2016-06-10 Fri 13:44
Me updating the ex as I pack up to move
Twitter: 2016-06-10 Fri 14:40
“Let’s not dwell on our corpse-strewn past. Let’s celebrate our corpse-strewn future!”
87 episodes before I’m caught up on @NightValeRadio
Twitter: 2016-06-10 Fri 18:35
What a great nap. So comfy. Don’t ever want to get out of bed.
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I have to pee.
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Gimme a minute I’ll figure something out
Twitter: 2016-06-10 Fri 19:10
Current status: Friday.
Twitter: 2016-06-10 Fri 21:35
Saw a sign that said “YARD GUTTER & ROOF CLEANING”
I read as “YARN GLITTER & POOP CLEANING”
and still thought “that’s a useful service.”
Twitter: 2016-06-10 Fri 21:36
had to tweet that twice because brain insisted it saw yarn