Activity Log
Twitter: 2017-02-05 Sun 00:09
I got on the wrong express bus. Well hey more Fitbit steps.
Twitter: 2017-02-05 Sun 02:04
TFW you just gave really good advice & you realize you should try following it yourself.

Twitter: 2017-02-05 Sun 08:59
grabs hand sanitizer & puts it in backpack
https://twitter.com/ChelseaClinton/status/828118741728759809
Twitter: 2017-02-05 Sun 16:55
SPORTS ALERT
DO NOT GO OUTSIDE OR ENGAGE WITH STRANGERS
SPORTS TERMINOLOGY PREP IS RECOMMENDED
Twitter: 2017-02-05 Sun 17:38
SEATTLE WEATHER UPDATE
REPORTS OF CONVERSATION ACCCIDENTS
REMINDER: TODAY’S SPORT IS AMERICAN FOOTBALL
NOT BASEBALL, SOCCER, OR OVERWATCH
Twitter: 2017-02-05 Sun 17:41
IMPORTANT CLARIFICATION
https://twitter.com/JT_Grimes/status/828402653138784256
Twitter: 2017-02-05 Sun 18:41
SEATTLE WEATHER UPDATE
LADA GAGA BRIEFLY LEFT HER INTERDIMENSIONAL RIFT
TO PROTECT US ALL FROM THE SPORTS
DRIVE SAFE
Twitter: 2017-02-05 Sun 20:40
SEATTLE WEATHER UPDATE
TODAY’S GAME TRIGGERED A METAPHOR OVERLOAD
PLEASE ESCORT YOUR SPORTS FRIENDS TO A DECOMPRESSION ZONE
Twitter: 2017-02-05 Sun 20:40
oh and it’s snowing.