Activity Log
Twitter: 2017-05-30 Tue 17:22
look just nobody tell don okay his twitter is important to him
https://twitter.com/Newsweek/status/869682360874393600
Twitter: 2017-05-30 Tue 17:35
hold up maybe that last cup of coffee was not the best idea
better send another after it to make sure
Twitter: 2017-05-30 Tue 17:47
THUNDERBOLT AND LIGHTNING
VERY VERY MEH
Twitter: 2017-05-30 Tue 20:03
Stuff like this is why I can’t hate crows. They’re jerks, but sometimes they’re jerks for good.
https://twitter.com/polytraveller/status/869397237813567488
Twitter: 2017-05-30 Tue 21:15
Disappointed by my code’s test #covfefe
Twitter: 2017-05-30 Tue 21:18
Usually I don’t mock typos or possible mid-tweet heart attacks, but when it’s somebody I dislike so much how can I not
Twitter: 2017-05-30 Tue 21:25
Tonight’s sniglet is “covfefe”

Twitter: 2017-05-30 Tue 21:26
It’s a sled, isn’t it?
Twitter: 2017-05-30 Tue 21:52
Turned into the kind of night where I’m confused to see a tweet not about the trending thing.
Twitter: 2017-05-30 Tue 22:03
I can’t wait to read about that tweet again on Facebook tomorrow morning.
Twitter: 2017-05-30 Tue 22:16
and then it gets all malkovich malkovich
Twitter: 2017-05-30 Tue 22:36
ain’t that the truth
https://twitter.com/MobyDickatSea/status/869748025366904832
Twitter: 2017-05-30 Tue 22:40
so this waves vaguely around this is why I can’t leave Twitter yet I also can’t coherently explain to anyone that isn’t already here
Twitter: 2017-05-30 Tue 22:57
Trump tweets gibberish
two hours later I’m afraid to turn away from twitter in case it meant something and there’s 2017 for you.
Twitter: 2017-05-30 Tue 23:27
Okay going to bed now and earnestly hoping we’re all still here in the morning.