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2018-03-12

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Twitter: 2018-03-12 Mon 08:46

TFW you’ve made it through a full paragraph before you realize your hands wandered off the home row.

Twitter: 2018-03-12 Mon 14:20

The most disgusting thing about the poop hound is the ecstatic mouth smacking when he steals a prize — like he’s savoring an expensive chocolate.

Twitter: 2018-03-12 Mon 15:41

no I’m fine. I’m fine. I’ve just spent half an hour debugging the wrong test file again.

Twitter: 2018-03-12 Mon 16:15

stops mid-mouthful of Peanut Butter M&Ms “Share Size”

puts down Super Big Gulp

um.

oopsie?

https://twitter.com/tinycarebot/status/973336250563416065

Twitter: 2018-03-12 Mon 16:25

I’ve been running my own investigation there for several years, and my conclusion is that their burrito colorado is tasty.

Sorry I missed the tax thing they did. I was hungry.

https://twitter.com/mattdpearce/status/973338630981734400

Twitter: 2018-03-12 Mon 17:26

a three part story, summarized:

😆

😲

🤯

https://twitter.com/Beardynoise/status/972852672704507904