Activity Log
Twitter: 2018-03-26 Mon 15:45
Yay I get to ignore my phone even more than usual.
Twitter: 2018-03-26 Mon 16:13
I was on the news. More interestingly, so was my phone number.

Still there. No problem. I’ll just turn on Do Not Disturb for a few months.
An hour and a half for a fifteen minute interview of which they used ten seconds for their two minute bit but OMG I’M ON TV
(and they finally stopped showing my number in the clear)
Twitter: 2018-03-26 Mon 21:44
Was going to complain about my lack of representation but then I remembered I’m not a dad.
https://twitter.com/prophethusband/status/978010414830247936